One day EVIL PATRIXXX decided he was going to kill some people at a movie theatre because he didnt like movies because he wasnt in them. He looked at the movies that were playing. It was Shrek,Shrek 2,Shrek 3 and Shrek 4. EVIL PATRIXXX didnt know who Shrek was so he thought he would see the movie before killing everyone. He decided to watch the first one first. Halfway through the movie he got bored and set all the seats on fire,then blasted the wall and all of the people were on fire and running through the now destroyed wall.
EVIL PATRIXXX then teleported out to the street so he can see all the people burn. But just then Shrek appeared and sprayed the crowd with onion juice extinguishing the flames. EVIL PATRIXXX was very angry. He shot fire jelly at Shrek but he used his onion juice to add flavor to the jelly and ate it. Shrek then counterattacked by jumping 15 feet in the air and tried to land on EVIL PATRIXXX, but EVIL PATRIXXX was ready and used evil shield to block the attack and launched Shrek into a street lamp.Shrek tried attacking with onion bombs but EVIL PATRIXXX blocked them with evil shield, and midnight blasted Shrek through the street lamp.
EVIL PATRIXXX then attacked by charging at Shrek with his arm that was now on dark evil fire. Shrek sidestepped and pushed EVIL PATRIXXX. EVIL PATRIXXX was going too fast to stop himself and got his arm stuck in a wall. Shrek walked up to him and while EVIL PATRIXXX was stuck and couldnt defend himself, Shrek punched EVIL PATRIXXX in the stomach with his ogre strenght.EVIL PATRIXXX was hurt, something that has not happened in 100,666,000 years. Shrek then used his ultimate attack. He pulled both their pants down revealing his large erect ogre genitalia. He grabbed EVIL PATRIXXX by the waist. EVIL PATRIXXX knew he was in trouble but he was too hurt to teleport away. He had an idea, he was going to do something he hasnt done in a long time.
WIth a flash of light that temporarily blinded Shrek EVIL KERMIXXX and EVIL SONIXXX appeared, summoned by EVIL PATRIXXX. EVIL KERMIXXX used telekinesis to throw Shrek back. EVIL PATRIXXX pulled his pants back up. He was furious. EVIL KERMIXXX and EVIL SONIXXX stood by his side. Together they charged the biggest mindfuck ball of mass destruction and threw it at Shrek. Shreks blindness wore off but it was too late. He was hit by the mindfuck ball. His brain was completely fucked by the images that were going through his head, leaving him in a vegetative state.EVIL PATRIXXX,EVIL KERMIXXX and EVIL SONIXXX then midnight blasted him to pieces. The midnight blast destroyed the city. They then ate him, digested him and pooped him out then burned the poop, then dissolved the poop with acid.
Those who enjoy Shrek beware, EVIL PATRIXXX is not satisfied. He along with EVIL KERMIXXX and EVIL SONIXXX is going to destroy all that is Shrek in this world.